Lyrics
- Tubes of Meat
- Who Drank All The Beer?
- Grodies' Theme
- You Put The Hex On Me
- A Penis Is The Logo (The Jungle Company)
- Beerzilla
- The Punks Don't Give A Fuckin' Shit
- Fox News Ate My Mother's Brain
- Elon Musk Is Dumb
- Sometimes Everybody Smells
Tubes of Meat
lips
nails
chunks
scraped from pails
did you ever wonder what hot dogs are?
and who knows what they put into those tubes of meat
tubes of meat
Who Drank All The Beer?
i opened up the fridge for another beer / i could have sworn there were plenty more here / i found some cans but they're all empty / oh it just doesn't make much sense to me
who drank all the beer? (x4)
i'm the only one that's here
i walked on down to the corner store / the manager stopped me at the door / he said you bought em all yeah we're clean sold out / and then he started to scream and shout
who drank all the beer? (x4)
i went to the bottle shop i went to the bar / i searched the whole town both near and far / i hitched a ride to the brewery / and this is what they said to me
who drank all the beer? (x4)
Grodies' Theme
dude i heard that bands get free beer when they play
what are you serious
yeah! we should start a band! we can get free beer!
yeah let's do it!
hello everybody the grodies are here / we know we sound shitty, but bands get free beer / so bring a pitcher and clear the stage / plug your ears and run away
i can't sing the band can't play / but we don't care we got no shame / we only want to drink free beer / so top it off and bring it here
brody and the grodies forever!
You Put The Hex on Me
woke up this mornin and i couldn't move / you put the hex on me / there wasn't nothin that i could do / you put the hex on me
you put the hex / what can i do now / you put the hex / i think we're thru now / you put the hex / you put the hex on me
i got a buzzin goin thru my head / you put the hex on me / all my records warped and my dog is dead / you put the hex on me
you put the hex / what can i do now / you put the hex / i think we're thru now / you put the hex / you put the hex on me
well i can't eat and i can't sleep / all the girls think i'm a creep i don't want you comin round / all this stuff's been goin down
you put the hex / what can i do now / you put the hex / i think we're thru now / you put the hex / you put the hex on me
you put the hex / what can i do now / you put the hex / i think we're thru now / you put the hex / you put the hex on me
you put the hex / you put the hex / you put the hex / on me
A Penis Is The Logo
I ordered on prime and it came in two days / But the logo on the box is kinda strange / There's a package on my package if ya know what I mean / And I'm starting to think that its obscene
A penis is the logo / The company logo (x2)
It's up on billboards and in magazines / It flashes across my tv screen / It's a pretty strange choice of marketing / for your logo to look just like a ding
A penis is the logo / The company logo (x2)
Beerzilla
He's tired / He's hungry / And he wants a beer
Beerzilla / Beerzilla / Beerzilla / Beerzilla
Beerzilla
He's thirsty / Get that man a beer / GET THAT MAN A BEER!!
Beerzilla
The Punks Don't Give A Fuckin' Shit
Tom Cruise flies by in a jet / But the punks don't give a fuckin' shit / Cardi B is really shakin' it / But the punks don't give a fuckin' shit
No! No! No! No!
McDonalds. Limited McRib. / But the punks don't give a fuckin' shit / Michael Bay explosions are a hit / But the punks don't give a fuckin' shit
No! No! No! No!
Yeah they don't even care / If you spent $20,000 on a pair of Nike Air / Yeah they don't even care / If you spent $20,000 on a pair of underwear
Corporate movies / Corporate beer / Corporate books / Corporate fear / Corporate music / Corporate hits / Corporate restaurants / Corporate shit!
Corporate corporate corporate shit / Corporate corporate corporate shit / Corporate corporate corporate shit / Corporate corporate corporate shit
Fox News Ate My Mother's Brain
Fox news ate my mother's brain / Yeah it drove her insane / It makes it hard on mother's day / Cuz I don't know what to say
Yeah Fox News ate my mother's brain / Fox news ate my mother's brain
She sends me letters / You should see 'em / They're crazy
When I get these letters / What am I supposed to do / I just throw 'em out / Cuz I don't know what to do
Fox news ate my mother's brain / Fox news ate my mother's brain / Fox news ate my mother's brain
Elon Musk Is Dumb
Elon Musk is a stupid head / I don't care about what he says / Well why is this clown all over my feed / If he doesn't like Twitter why won't he just leave? / I don't think he has a thing to add / No I don't think he has a thing to add
Well Elon Musk is a poo poo fart / The things he say just don't sound smart / Why do we gotta hear about this guy / All he does is whine and cry / I wish he'd just erase all his tweet / Yeah I wish he'd just erase all his tweets
Cuz Elon Musk is dumb / Elon Musk is dumb / Elon Musk is dumb
Sometimes Everybody Smells
Sometimes everybody smells like a dirty sock / Sometimes everybody smells like a fart / Sometimes everybody smells like an armpit / Sometimes everybody smells like bad breath